tv Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC October 15, 2013 12:35am-1:36am PDT
♪ hey now ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: that's the stuff. gregory porter! [ cheers and applause ] nice job. >> thank you, baby, thank you. >> jay: that was great. great job, great job. >> thank you so much. >> jay: thank you so much. i want to thank my guests sandra bullock, key & peele, and of course gregory porter. monday night, erving magic johnson. but coming up next, "jimmy fallon"! have a great weekend! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! welcome, everybody! thank you very much!
thank you very much. that sounds great, right there, you know how to do it. you know how to do it right there. that's a great new york city crowd. welcome, everybody, to "late night -- [ cheers and applause ] with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] you guys -- i can feel it. well, here's what people are talking about. saturday night was the big fight in las vegas. you had floyd mayweather and canelo alvarez. that's the guy who lost. anyways, did you see that floyd mayweather was escorted to the ring by lil wayne and justin bieber. [ laughter ] it really psyched out alvarez. because when he saw the three of them together he was like, "i don't know who to hit first." [ laughter ] he was like, "why are you doing this? how is this happening?" [ cheers and applause ] that's just crazy. do you watch football, higgins? >> steve: uh, yes. >> jimmy: yeah, i do too. there's a lot of good ones. this is a crazy story.
joe flacco, quarterback for the ravens. well, he missed the birth of his son so that he could play with his team against the browns. [ audience oohs ] [ light laughter ] it was 8 pounds, 7 ounces. not the baby, the diamond flacco had to buy his wife to make up for not showing up for the birth of his child! [ cheers and applause ] what? he missed it. he missed the birth of his son to play against the browns. even the baby was like, "seriously, the browns?! if it was the patriots, maybe, i could maybe see it." what else in sports? everyone's talking about sochi, the winter olympics. 2014 winter olympics in sochi, russia are just around the corner. and get this. russia has apparently asked cher to perform at the games. [ light laughter ] if there's one thing that will keep gay people out of your country, it's holding a free cher concert!
[ cheers and applause ] good idea, good thinking. someone's messing with putin, dude. someone's messing with him. actually, no, cher says that she turned down russia's invitation to perform because of the government's anti-gay laws. russia said, "no big deal." they'll just move on to their second choice, liza minnelli. and that will be fun when liza's there. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, this morning -- did you watch the "today" show this morning? they have a brand new set on the "today" show. it's beautiful, new studio. it's very orange and they have this thing that's really cool. the desk now sits on a 360-degree rotating platform. or as hoda and kathie lee put it, "wait, you mean the room wasn't spinning already? [ laughter ] it's a new thing? it's a new thing here? [ cheers and applause ] is it also vibrating, as well?" i love you guys. i'm joking. i want to say congrats to
lebron james, who got married this weekend. we love lebron. lebron james, the greatest basketball player. it was a little awkward, though, when lebron tossed the garter to his teammates. out of habit, they passed it right back to him. [ laughter ] that's not how this works. this is kind of funny. prince william has actually asked his own childhood nanny, who is now 71 years old, to come out of retirement and help take care of the royal baby. >> steve: aw. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: it's cute, but it's going to be weird when she's like -- [ imitating british accent ] "time for a diaper change. then i'll be back to take care of that baby." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i love that they saw it coming, but still gave it up. that's a good crowd. that's a good crowd. i love this. thank you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
this is hard to believe, but today was the premiere of season 44 of "sesame street." [ cheers and applause ] 44 years. you can kind of tell that the characters are getting older based on the episode summaries. take a look at my tivo this morning. this is the episode here. this is where the count forgets what number comes after six. [ laughter ] this episode also has "bert and ernie get into an argument about where that breeze is coming from." [ laughter ] and then the last episode, "elmo has an accident after too much tickling." [ laughter ] [ applause ] it's odd. it's odd, it's odd. it's still great. i love "sesame street." i don't know if you guys watched the miss america pageant last night, but it was kind of a big deal. turns out that miss new york was named winner. [ cheers and applause ] she was the winner. nina davuluri, who also is the first contestant of indian heritage to ever win the miss america pageant.
so, yeah, i guess it goes to show it doesn't matter where you come from or who you are, it's being beautiful that matters. [ laughter ] [ applause ] uh -- [ laughter ] i didn't see. i tivo'ed it. >> steve: yeah, i tivo'ed it. >> jimmy: get this. a company in the uk, they're apologizing after it made potential employees dance during a job interview. i would never force people here to dance during a job interview. it would totally interfere with the beatboxing portion. [ laughter ] [ beatboxing ] [ cheers and applause ] as you may know, i just had a baby, so i've been -- [ cheers and applause ] so i've been reading up on a lot
fatherhood. and a new study found that homemade baby food is a lot healthier than store bought baby food. then exhausted, new parents who were buying baby food at the store said, "i'm sure it is. [ laughter ] that's a great story. you should tell people that. that's great." make my own baby food? speaking of babies, a woman in las vegas is making news after she gave birth to quintuplets last week. [ audience oohs ] yeah. or as the doctor put it -- "jackpot!" [ laughter ] "i need more buckets! get me more of those buckets!" oh, my -- [ laughter ] that's right, the babies came into the world crying and naked, which is actually how most people end up leaving vegas. [ laughter ] i can't believe that this is already happening, but i just saw that k-mart aired it's first holiday commercial even though
there are more than three months before christmas. when my dad saw that, he was like -- [ sighs ] "i guess i shouldn't bother taking the lights down. [ laughter ] almost christmas." don't worry about it, dad. [ applause ] some entertainment news, a new report found that tyler perry is one of the highest paid men in hollywood. and sometimes the highest paid woman. [ laughter ] >> steve: madea. >> jimmy: lady gaga is back in the news. [ light laughter ] that's right, lady gaga was spotted wearing a full face mask here in new york. well, either that or photographers saw some weirdo in a mask and were like, "it's probably lady gaga." why not? it might be. [ applause ] send it. send it off. and finally, i saw that brad pitt recently cut his long hair -- for a role in an upcoming movie. so you know what that means,
it's time for "long hair pitt, short hair pitt." ♪ ♪ long hair pitt short hair pitt long hair pitt short hair pitt ♪ ♪ long hair short hair long hair really long hair ♪ ♪ short long ♪ ♪ greek windy ♪ ♪ vampire pitt ♪ ♪ pitt in the sun pitt having fun pitt ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching, it's going to be a fun show tonight. i'm looking forward to it. we did this bit a couple of months ago on our show. we did a thing called "gaming with my mom." [ light laughter ] and i asked you guys to send a video of you and your mom playing video games together. and we just showed our favorite
clips on the show. explaining to moms, like, what is going on. it was really cute, really funny. we had so much fun doing that, that we wanted to do something like that again. but this time we're calling it "freestyling with my mom." so basically, we wanted you to take a video of your moms freestyle rapping. [ laughter ] whatever she's thinking about, just let it flow. let her spit. get her on the mic and just let her spit. it can be as long or as short as she wants. and to help you out, the roots made a beat that she can rap to. you can find it right here on youtube, there's the link right there. this is not a hidden camera video. we don't want you to trick any moms out there. we want the moms to know what they're doing. we just want to hear some awesome mom rapping. we actually, had one of our writers, zog, try it with his mom. take a look at this. >> hey, i'm seth herzog, and this is my mom. >> keira green, and i'm about to freestyle rap. ♪ i love trains they're better
than planes ♪ ♪ i stay on the ground where it's nice and sound ♪ ♪ i don't know what i'd do in a plane have to do it all over again ♪ ♪ so trains what can i say about trains ♪ ♪ they're nice and smooth nice and cushy then i sit ♪ ♪ ♪ but i don't care 'cause i'm a pound what can i say ♪ ♪ what can i do maybe i'll dance and kick off my shoe ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was actually really good. that's actually a good rap. she's got skills. that's what we're looking for. so, once you've shot your video, upload it to youtube with the title "freestyling with my mom." all right, to get more details, go to latenightjimmyfallon.com/ freestylingwithmymom.
this will be fun. thank you, guys, for considering it. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be fun. it's a start of a new week. we're thrilled to be back here. we've got some big shows for you coming up. orlando bloom, chris hemsworth, and james spader will all be here. hugh jackman and i are arm wrestling. plus, elvis costello and the roots, they have a new album out this week, right? [ cheers and applause ] wait. >> questlove: "wise up ghost." >> jimmy: "wise up ghost." "wise up ghost" is the record. it's awesome. "tripwire" is my jam on that one. it's elvis costello and the roots. who else is here? jack johnson going to be here performing and we're continuing timberlake tuesdays tomorrow. it's a fun bit. [ cheers ] my pal, justin timberlake is in the movie with ben, yeah. our first tonight, we have a great show. we love it when this guy stops by. he's in the movie with justin timberlake. he's just a joy to be around. >> steve: he's a delight. >> jimmy: i love this guy. talented, talented man.
his new movie, "runner, runner" is out october 4th, ben affleck is here tonight! he's in the building! [ cheers and applause ] he's always fun. >> steve: he's the best. >> jimmy: she is a very, very talented, very, very funny lady. a hard worker, oh, my gosh. she's just great at what she does. as her second season of "the mindy project" starts up, mindy kaling is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: lovely, funny. >> jimmy: if that's not enough -- >> steve: wait, there's more? >> jimmy: if that's not enough -- >> steve: there's more?! >> jimmy: do you want great music? >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: do you want great music? >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: the pixies are here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: what more do you want than the pixies? oh, my goodness. [ applause ] great music, great celebs, it's so fun. it's so fun to be here. it's what our show is all about. have you guys ever wondered what celebrities are whispering to each other when they're on the red carpet? or at press conferences? i always wonder that and that's why we sent our entertainment
correspondent from the uk, mr. peggy hess with his highly sensitive microphone to get to the bottom of this. that's right, it's time for "celebrity whispers." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, i'm peggy hess and welcome to "celebrity whispers." shh. [ whispering ] >> ahh, you texted me. >> i did. >> okay -- i totally dropped my phone in the toilet and it wasn't working. then it popped up and i was like, "oh, you called." >> are you lying? >> yep. [ whispering ] >> jimmy: celebrity whispers. >> hey, so good to see you. >> good to see you, too. >> i have to show you this video, you like cats right now. i just saw this video on youtube. it's so good. it's like a flying cat and a pop-tart or something. [ nyan cat music plays ] >> isn't that cool? >> yes. >> jimmy: celebritry. [ whispering ] >> oh, my god, oh, my god. is that a grizzly bear over there? >> i don't know. >> no, it's just a reporter.
>> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whisper! [ laughing ] >> what's so funny? >> uh, nothing. i was just thinking about how weird it'd be if a lizard had the head of the squirrel. it'd be gross and scaly but also kind of cute. >> oh, i already thought of that animal long ago, so -- anyway -- i called it a squirzard. >> jimmy: celebritah! [ whispering ] >> hey, how you doing? >> good, how are you? >> good. hey, i got your arms -- >> okay. >> -- and i can't let go. i've got them. >> that's a little weird, but okay. >> no, it's true. >> no, seriously, let go of me. >> no, you're trapped. >> okay. just let go. >> yes, yes. okay. i think i got it. >> let go og my [ bleep ] hands. >> jimmy: i'm peggy hess. i'll see you next time on "celebrity whispers." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: those are "celebrity whispers." stick around, we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: we love you, ben affleck. >> very nice. >> jimmy: we love ben affleck here. >> you pay the audience well. >> jimmy: we know. we all love you here. welcome back to our show. last time you were here for the movie "argo." and you won the best picture oscar since then. you won the oscar. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know, that's actually why i'm here. i wanted to thank you. i feel like you put us over the top. i think it might have been the roots that did it. >> jimmy: yeah. come here, we get them the academy award. >> you're going to be swamped. >> jimmy: yeah, we really are. but you, i thought you were great. and i thought you were so funny and humble with your speech and all that stuff, because you were winning crazy awards. but, what a great job on that movie. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: i said that when you're here, but sometimes i don't know -- >> right, because you hadn't really seen the movie when i came on the last time. >> jimmy: no, i don't watch anything. i thought it was an audiobook.
>> i can tell. >> jimmy: i look into it, and i go, sounds good. >> yeah. how did you learn to speak iranian? >> jimmy: exactly. but, gosh, that must have been exciting. >> oh, it was great. >> jimmy: are you enjoying having -- now you have two oscars, right? >> yeah. i do. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's really very cool. very overwhelming, but it was nice. i've been around long enough where i can sort of enjoy it. enjoy it with my family, took some time off. that's the great thing about show business -- so, that movie's over and now you kinda start from the beginning on the next one. >> jimmy: everyone forgets how good you were last year. what are you up to now? i saw you hosted "snl," which you were great on -- a great job as always on "saturday night live." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "saturday night live" -- >> i love "snl." i had a the best time with you when you were on the show. in fact, i remember the show we did where we did the radio disc jockeys, and the teens from boston. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> and it was the best one i ever did. and lorne, who is the boss of the show. lorne michaels came up to me like right after the show. i'm going to do a bad lorne michaels imitation. [ as lorne michaels ] "i think this is --" it's so bad. >> jimmy: i like it. i like it. yeah. >> it's cool -- really cool.
>> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> i'm going to submit you for the emmy. and i remember thinking, like, holy [ bleep ], he's going to submit me for the emmy. you know, i thought like -- and was kinda like, "this is what i do, i come on "saturday night live." and you don't make a big thing out of it. that's just how it is. >> jimmy: no big deal. >> and i come back, you know, to do it and it was like -- it was incredible. >> jimmy: it was a great show. >> i just kinda took it for granted, you know what i mean? and afterwards, i was thinking like, nobody said anything to me. i figured it just was like -- people are busy on the show you know what i mean? >> jimmy: lorne didn't come up to you? >> lorne didn't talk to me. but there's a woman who runs the whole -- the talent thing. and sort of manages the host. and does all kinds of stuff. and i called her couple of days later. and i was like, "lindsey, just curious, did you guys do your emmy announcements for who you submitted." she was like, "oh, yeah." i was like, "oh, cool. who -- who did you submit?" she was like, "well, you know justin timberlake." i said "that's because he's awesome." i said, "did a movie with called "runner runner," it'll out in theaters." bruno mars.
ah, bruno mars. louis ck. that guy's the king. you know, melissa mccarthy. great, melissa mccarthy. talented. so, that was it. she was like yeah, yeah. and i got a little bit pissed inside. so, who's making these? who do i talk to about? who makes the decision? she's like, well, i guess i kind of do. those are really smart choices. >> jimmy: yeah! >> you know what i mean. i wçó
people who have been cast have gotten on the internet. and so they send me when -- i wouldn't say there were people in these movies who did a great job and people, you know -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and people were like, kill them! >> jimmy: yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: after the movie oh, that was a great choice. >> you can't say that before the movie comes out. it doesn't matter what people think then, it matters what you think when you see the movie, obviously. but i'm like, i'm a big boy. you don't need to -- if i could handle the emmy snub, i can handle anything. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i will let you borrow it. i will let you borrow it. >> so i went on -- they said just don't use the internet for a couple of days. and i said, i handle [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: i'm so tough. >> yeah. i'm very tough. i look at the announcement, i look on this thing. i looked on the first comment. it's like ben affleck is going to be batman. the first person goes, "nooooo!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: get off the internet. don't look at the computer for a week. >> it's going to be -- for a
while. >> jimmy: you got to go to comic-con, right? and that's when you do it up. and that's where you can get all the fans right there. >> yeah. i mean, part of it when you see the materials and you see the take. it's a very hard thing to describe without giving away the story and giving away what it is. but i really feel like, you know, i have a lot of opportunities now which is really great. >> jimmy: i think you're going to be great. >> this is something that's really exciting. >> jimmy: we're rooting for you here. >> thank you, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: more of ben affleck when we get back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ tires screech ] ♪ [ male announcer ] 1.21 gigawatts. today, that's easy. ge is revolutionizing power. supercharging turbines with advanced hardware and innovative software. using data predictively to help power entire cities. so the turbines of today... will power us all...
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>> jimmy: welcome back. we're hanging out with my man ben affleck right here. he's a good man. your new movie -- october 4th, it's called "runner runner." and it's with my man justin timberlake is with you in this movie, as well. >> i got two things to say about justin timberlake. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> i hated working with him. i'm going to tell you why. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's so bad for your self-esteem. there's nothing this [ bleep ] guy can't do. [ laughter ] you know what i mean. he dances like michael jackson, he sings, he writes music. he made like the herculean leap. there's 400 million boy bands, he's the one guy that became a gigantic star. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i was on the set one day and i was like, "god, who is that hitting shots from half court on the thing?" and he's like, oh, that's just me, i just -- in a suit. i'm sorry. he's like "you want to go golfing?" i was like, "are you a good golfer?" he's like, "i'm a scratch golfer." yeah, no, i don't want to go golfing with you. i don't want to do anything with you, you make me feel like [ bleep ]
and then what's worse with justin is that, because he's such a big star, such a musical star, the whole thing, he's got this like i don't know, i found myself subconsciously humming the man's songs. [ laughter ] like around, hanging out waiting for a lighting set-up and i'd be like with him, and just -- [ humming ] ♪ can you feel the love tonight ♪ >> jimmy: are you singing my song? [ talking over each other ] >> no, man. >> jimmy: it's so odd, yeah, because when you hang out with him. >> does that sound like "cry me a river?" i don't even know that song. >> jimmy: do you sing? i don't know, i know you as an actor. >> i just see the acting. >> jimmy: what's the oddest thing. you hang out with him and if you look at your playlist or any music -- oh, i love this song. it should be turned off. it's not a good time. >> and, also by the way, submitted for an emmy. [ laughter ] it's going to follow me everywhere with this guy. [ cheers and applause ]
matt damon, nominated for an emmy this year. i don't know anyone that's not getting an emmy. i got friends from home getting emmys. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everyone is getting an emmy this year. but this "runner runner." i love the idea, this movie's fun. i said to everyone it's almost like a grand theft auto mission come to life. it's like -- but it involves gambling and poker and -- well, online poker. >> one of the things i really dug about it. i did this terrance malick movie. and then i did "argo," and both of these parts were very contained. they couldn't give anything away, silent type guys. it was -- i wanted to play something that was sort of like -- i did this movie "boiler room" a long time ago. it was like that. or like "wall street," where you get to, like, the hopey, genre, thriller, monologues, and choose scenery. and this setting of like the internet gambling offshore on costa rica, with all this money. and there's no real laws. and i play this guy who has built up this big casino and justin's character gets cheated out of money and goes to get his
money back in costa rica and finds me and thinks that what i'm doing seems exciting and great and, you know, obviously things turn. >> jimmy: you're a good villain in this. it's very, very good. a very, very fun movie. we have a clip, here's ben affleck and justin "i do everything great" timberlake in "runner runner." take a look at this. >> ivan. block. >> did you get in a fight with your kid sister? >> funny guy. where is he? >> richie, you were just a little too good looking for this racket. >> why did you short him. >> i didn't short him. it's an ongoing negotiation. >> you've got more than an ongoing negotiation. you have a problem. >> did he take the money? >> how did you know i'd even make it out of there alive? how did you know? >> richie, i mean, it's the gambling business in costa rica. in case they get punched in the face. >> you let me walk right into it, ivan. >> this is your job. understand? you want a clear conscience, go start a charity. but if you want your own island and your boss says you've got to go out there and take a beating. go out there, take it, come back to work and say "do you need me to do it again?"
because right now, i'm giving you the keys to the kingdom. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ben affleck, "runner runner" in theaters everywhere october 4th. mindy kaling joins us next. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] hurry in to red lobster's crabfest, with three entrées under $20. like our new snow crab and crab butter shrimp, just $14.99.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest this evening is a "new york times" best-selling author who's also an emmy nominated writer and producer who stars in "the mindy project." look at her here in "entertainment weekly." there she is on the cover. it begins its second season tomorrow night at 9:30 p.m. on fox. you could also stream the episode early on hulu and fox.com. please welcome back to the show, a hilarious and multitalented friend, mindy kaling, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> jimmy: mindy, you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming to see us here. look at you over here. >> whoa. >> jimmy: yeah, magazine cover. come on. >> what a dream girl. >> jimmy: yeah. absolutely, that is dream girl right there. you look good. let me see those nails. >> okay. >> jimmy: holy -- wow. >> i knew i was coming to do your show. >> jimmy: i love them. >> and i wanted to look like a gypsy. [ laughter ] a fancy gypsy. >> jimmy: a fancy -- yeah. >> so, here's what it is -- first of all, do you like them? >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> okay. thank you. thanks for saying that. >> jimmy: i meant it, yeah. >> they all, like -- you know, fanciful. >> jimmy: is that the new thing? >> and there's a symbol which could mean -- i didn't notice this one has a triangle, but it could also be an anarchy symbol. >> jimmy: i don't know what that means. >> i don't know what it means. it was just a triangle that i -- >> jimmy: sounds like an episode of "lost" that never aired. >> yeah, yeah. it could signal that someone supposed to murder someone. >> jimmy: but, we are doing it on our show right now. i apologize. we're airing this. >> i can't be responsible for the fallout. can i say hello to questlove? >> jimmy: no, no you can not say hi -- oh, yes, of course you can say hi to questlove.
[ cheers and applause ] >> i'll tell you why -- here's why, for playing that magnificent song. "human nature," michael jackson? great song. do you know michael jackson? okay. >> jimmy: i've heard of him, yeah. >> and also i realize that though i follow him on twitter, i've never actually said his name before, which kind of an intimidating name. >> jimmy: questlove. >> so, i'd always been like, "hey!" but then i was like "oh, i have to get over that and be like, hello, questlove." so, how's it going? >> questlove: how you doing? >> jimmy: he's really intimidating, yeah. >> anyways, i'm very excited to be here, so i went all out. >> jimmy: thank you for doing that. i appreciate it. you don't have to do that the whole interview, though. that will make you too late, yeah. congrats on season two. >> thank you! thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tomorrow at 9:30, fox, everyone better be watching. season two. you write, you produce, you star in the show. that's a lot of work, pal. >> thank you.
>> jimmy: you have short hair in the commercials i've been seeing. do you have it for the full season? >> i love my short hair. thank you for noticing it. >> jimmy: yes, it looks very pretty. >> i have short hair, and i did that thing that many women do, am i kind of amazing with really short hair? asked my writers, jeremy bronson who was like, "it sucks, you can't pull it off. you're not anne hathaway, you can't have short hair." and i was like -- because i was like "this is kind of great." like i'd do selfies and i was like "this is hot." and i was like "guys, am i one of those girls that can pull off pixie cuts?" and immediately, no. my dad, my brother, they were like absolutely not. >> jimmy: well, i think you can pull it off. >> that's very sweet. >> jimmy: so you're not doing it for the full season, then? >> no, i was wearing a wig actually. this is my hair and it was hidden under a wig. >> jimmy: this is a wig? >> you have flowing locks? >> jimmy: i have flowing long hair like fabio. i ride a horse into work every day. [ laughter ]
and you'll believe it, it's butter. >> lorne won't let you wear it? >> jimmy: lorne won't let me have long hair. we have opposite problems. we're like freaky friday. we'll figure it out one day. >> we'll agree on some things. we'll talk about it later. >> jimmy: yeah, we have a clip here of the very funny mindy kaling. the brand new episode of "the mindy project," tomorrow, 9:30. here it is. >> quiet, quiet, quiet. i've been snow whiting you for the past hour. good? there you go. >> where am i? >> you're in new york city! you got airlifted out of haiti to have emergency gallbladder surgery. yeah. what did you bring me from haiti? >> actually, nothing. >> okay. well, i'm going to order something online and maybe you can reimburse me. >> no. >> tell me how much i can spend, $150? >> no. >> $200? >> no. i'm not going to buy you anything. >> can we get some jell-o in here? you want something? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to mindy kaling, watch "the mindy
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests just released new music for the first time in more than 20 years. oh, man, i'm so excited about this. here to perform the song "bag boy," please welcome back to the show, pixies! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i had a bad reaction to your to your public hobby writings ♪ ♪ cover your breath cover your teeth i get no satisfaction ♪ ♪ from your very recent sightings cover your breath cover your teeth ♪ ♪ ♪ cover your breath cover your teeth ♪ cover your breath cover your teeth ♪
♪ like when i hear the sound of feet slapping on the runway ♪ ♪ cover your breath polish your speech like a small bird ♪ ♪ pretty while it's crapping on the new day ♪ ♪ cover your breath polish your teeth ♪ ♪ ♪ so disappointed i was that i had made small talk with you ♪ ♪ alter your breath polish your teeth i'm not feeling your buzz ♪ ♪ i only smell your crock of stew cover your breath polish your teeth ♪ ♪
bag boy, bag boy ♪ ♪ you are proselytizing alone listening to the voice with your ears ♪ ♪ cover your breath cover your teeth you have regurgitated a tone ♪ ♪ now sat in your tract for many years cover your breath cover your teeth ♪ ♪ picked up from dead things that you licked it's a feedback loop you can't evict ♪ ♪ cover your breath cover your teeth cover your teeth alter your breath ♪ ♪ cover your teeth cover your breath cover your breath hold your speech ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ bag boy
bag boy bag boy ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go! hey, buddy, good to see ya. thank you very much. >> you, too. >> jimmy: so good to see you. thank you so much. appreciate it. pixies, right there! see them live all this week in new york. and visit latenightjimmyfallon.com for an exclusive bonus performance. we'll be right back, everybody! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to ben affleck, mindy kaling. pixies right here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] and the greatest band in late night, the roots right over there. oh, yeah, you know them. stay tuned for "carson daly." thank you for watching, have a good night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] ♪